cognitohazard

Treat the album name as a content warning. Expect noises, random thoughts, ear worms, a lack of ryme and reason, and essentially, shitposting.

Information about the pieces:

1) Cursed to wait for your doctor's appointment for an eternity

This is what you hear
There is nothing else to occupy your thoughts
You lean into this feeling
This loop surrounds your mind
This loop surrounds your mind
You start singing it
and then you have to make your computer sing it for you
the curse propagates

lyrics:

proszę czekać
Aby połączyć się z (eldritch noise) wciśnij 10
jesteś
milionowy
w kolejce
jesteś (glitch sound) w kolejce

2) "This opus was composed for an ensemble consisting of a washing machine, a microwave, an electric kettle and classical guitar. It expresses the liminality of the state between sleep and wakefullness"/s

I just threw together some noises I liked and shit, because I felt brainless and sleep deprived and there was nothing else I could focus on. Enjoy (or not)

3) Samples: my microwave and washing machine and my voice. No "synths" or "instruments"

lyrics:

i look at other people and try to pretend i am one of them
i look at other pigeons and try to pretend i am one of them
i look at other cats and try to pretend i am one of them
i look at others and i try to pretend i belong with them
i like to pretend

4) This is a LITERAL shitpost. Be warned. Non explicit though.
Samples- toilet flush, sink, microwave, ambient sounds from outside the window.

 lyrics:

morning people spend most of the day awake and active, and most of the night resting or asleep
night owls spend most of the night awake and active, and most of the day resting or asleep
toilet people spend most of the day on the toilet and most of the night on the toilet
i am the toilet peple
tototo toilet people
what am i doing during the day?
what am i doing during the night?
sitting on a toilet!
toilet toilet toilet toilet

5) The star of this track is my neighbours drill.

6) send help it is spooky

7)  don't know what i expected, really

ooooo

8) I ate some potatoes

9) This file is protected by a digital watermark 

The file is protected with an explicit and implicit watermark

(not really)

lyrics:

parapara oooooo
Plik jest zabezpieczony watermarkiem jawnym i niejawnym
oooooo

10) I was vacuuming my carpet but a piece of my heart got sucked in instead

lyrics:

paraparapara

11) A direct sequel to "gothic horror of everyday life", also features my new favourite sound - my neighbours drill

12) Another day, another day of drilling. (28 october)

My neighbours drill continues to deliver the best content ever.

13) My fidget toys make the best noises.

14) miau miau

15) I tried to make this piece as horrible as possible in order to accurately depict my state of mind when dealing with so called "healthcare"

lyrics:

pain
i am in pain
why am i in pain?

The first song was first posted on Bandcamp on October 10, 2023 , the last one on October 31 2023